English to Alex Turner Dictionary
  • English: She was hot
  • Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore
  • English: You don't look so good
  • Alex Turner: You look like you've been for breakfeast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to loose.


mcnuggethugget:

when people mention school during vacation

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(via slutpasta)


snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via shouldnt)


hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

communistbakery:

fubuki-atsuya:

A

xe deodorant gives me life . at social events or school or anywhere I put on AXE DEODORANT and watch all girls within a TWO MILE RADIUS flock towards me , wanting to smell my axe-covered body. it works EVERY TIME and I have met over 5,000 HOT GIRLS just by using this life-changing stick deodorant

(via shouldnt)


sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

(via jesusdontcare)


meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via shouldnt)


crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.